You are a teacher a NYU and these three walk into your office. They need better grades. Well you know I can’t just give you better grades. It wouldn’t be fair to the other students. What have you done to deserve better grades? Nothing yet, sir. But we could…. awkward silence…. fuck your brains out. Would it be fair then? They get on their knees and really try to improve their grades. Man are they good at improving thair grades. To this day your dick remembers them improving…
